by Robert Carlyle

merc car

A farcical tragedy in Three Acts, set in early 21st Century London

Act 1 The Lie

Act 2 The Victimization

Act 3 Justice?

CHARACTERS (in order of appearance):

THE INNOCENT
Robert Carlyle
THE LIAR AND PERJUROR
Martin Buhagiar
After-Sales Manager, M B Chelsea’s Workshop
A CONSPIRATOR TO PERVERT THE COURSE OF JUSTICE 
and
A CONSPIRATOR TO DEFRAUD
Stuart Buckle
Legal Executive, M B UK Head Office
A CONSPIRATOR TO PERVERT THE COURSE OF JUSTICE
and
A CONSPIRATOR TO DEFRAUD
Jon Burgess
Mondial Assistance (UK) Ltd
THE FAILURE IN CUSTOMER CARE DUTY
The Case Manager
DaimlerChrylser Customer Assistance Centre
THE FAILURE TO ENSURE M B PUBLISHED
STANDARDS
Dr Wilfried Steffen
President and CEO, Mercedes Benz UK
FOLLOWER OF THE NO-REPLY POLICY
Martin Marsh
Solicitor, M B UK Head Office
FOLLOWER OF THE NO-REPLY POLICY
Dermot Kelly
MD, M B Retail UK

Let the Story Begin: 2005 archive